Funny things kids say

Harlie: "Mom we need to throw away our pumpkins"
me: "why we haven't even carved them yet?"
Harlie: "Because mom, they're decaying"
Me: "Decaying? Where did you learn that?" (scared I've been watching too much CSI)
Harlie: "Duh, Sid the science kid told me, garbage in the trash can is decaying too...we need to throw it away"
Me: "Ok honey, but our pumpkins won't get thrown away till after Halloween"
Harlie: " Mom, is my apple decayed?"